"圣僧?大师?和尚(shàng )?死秃驴(lǘ ),只要你说你爱我,本姑(gū )娘绝对(duì )不会凌辱你,否者休怪(guài )我无情(qíng )。""阿弥陀佛,出家人五蕴(yùn )皆空六根清净,望女施(shī )主自重(chóng )。"于是乎,月黑风高夜,楚(chǔ )倾月对(duì )一个和尚做出了惨无(wú )人首之事。五年之后,当(dāng )品德败(bài )坏万人所指的楚倾月(yuè )带着小(xiǎo )包子回来之事,和尚摇(yáo )身一变(biàn )成了俊美王爷。。"夫人带(dài )着本王的儿女去哪里(lǐ ),本王还(hái )未说爱你。""阿弥陀佛么(me )么哒,王(wáng )爷的爱过了保质期,本(běn )姑娘的(de )爱处于更年期,望秃驴(lǘ )君自重。"